Menu Patter

I am really trying to avoid being hacky 80s stand up or Andy Rooney here ...that being said here I go. Why are people really anxious to explajn how menus work in restaurants? I can't be the only person to notice this. Is there so crappy bar science article telling…

Coded Niceties Proposal

I hang around a lot of nut jobs. Good nutjobs mostly. I like nut jobs, they are obsessed, and driven. Apethetic normal people disgust me. Physically. I'm seeing a doctor about it. It my be acid reflux... EITHER WAY one nutjob that I meet are people fascinated by the illuminati,…